The “just a little something for me” sends me every time
i think of this every time i'm at a urinal. my bf and i don't even have to say it out loud. if we're in a public restroom together we just know
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MAKE UNIONS GREAT AGAIN. That is the only way that workers can finally receive the salaries they deserve. The reality is that businesses CANNOT SUCCEED WITHOUT EMPLOYEES.
WORKERS UNITE.
These bitches are hiding cotton candy in my walls and expecting me to fall for this, ok 🙄. I know you just don't want to share it, and that's too fucking bad
THE FIBERS.
you would think. when a cat goes somewhere. that leaves them stuck and unable to get down. without human (read: my) assistance. and so they go meowmeowmeowmeow until i rescue them. they would learn their lesson. and not jump back up there again. especially not 8+ more times
Pedestrian affirmations:
YOU ARE INVINCIBLE
AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU
GOD'S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU
CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION